There’s this new ‘fad’ if you can call it that, where chicks pretend to be bisexual just to get guys attention. I guess this happens with a lot of college girls. Well guess what, YOU”RE PISSING OFF REAL BI PEOPLE! If you don’t like the taste of punani, don’t go kissing up on other girls, it’s pointless. I don’t care if two girls kiss in front of me, I want to see them going down on each other while I bang one of them in the ass. But, this article isn’t even about fake bisexuals, it’s about fake lesbians. I know what you’re thinking, if they don’t like men, they gay. That’s true, if they don’t use dildos.

Think about it. If a girl hates men sexually why should they use a shaft like object to stimulate themselves? They shouldn’t, they hate the cock, so why are they using plastic cocks instead? I’m not just talking about dildos, I’m talking about anything resembling a penis, vibrator, whatever. Lets logically prove this theory:

If, lesbians=no cock
And, cock=dildos, vibrators, etc.
Then Lesbian=NO DILDO

It’s that simple. Gay guys don’t fuck battery-operated vaginas do they? No. You know why? Because they like stinky raunchy ass lovin’, and unless there’s a pair of balls and a hairy ass poophole attached, there’s no way a fag is going after anything resembling a poontang. Why the double standard? If you hate cock you’re not allowed to stick a shaft up there, honey. Plain and simple.

That’s why bi girls are bi, because they still love dick. Now, I know, lesbians hate the thing attached to the penis, well I’m sorry deal with it. Guys have to deal with the thing attached to the money shot too, and you don’t see us totally dropping women and fucking pussy-like objects, fucking man ass, and claiming to be completely gay. Lesbians, use your tongue, fist, and even toes for all I care, but if you use a dildo, you’re lying to yourself. We all can see your little attention getting lesbo act. Quit pretending you like women with a little plastic on the side, and fuckin’ start licking.

Write back if you’re a dike who finally realized the error of your ways.
Rev. Joe