For those of you who don’t know ‘dubs’ are special tire rims for your car, which are 20 inches OR ABOVE! That’s right, the sky is the limit with these, and people are pushing the limits more and more each day. Now a days they have the ultra fancy dubs that spin on their own! Imagine that! You don’t even have to be moving to look cool, and when you are in motion it’s like an orgasm of movement! I mean I just want to fuck the owner of that automobile as soon as I see them, in fact I’m lucky to even get within five feet of the car without sploodging in my pants. Please note that was total sarcasm for all the retards out their reading this. What is the point of wasting so much money on this? I did a little research at work one day, some stupid douche-bag I work with spent $4,000 on new tires and rims alone. All I could do when he told me that was blatantly laugh in his face and ask WHY?! And his only response was the chics like it. This is when my brain almost overloaded. Maybe I am just out of the loop with society but since when does the size of your fucking rims outweigh the person you are. I would like to believe that girls have enough common sense/brains to see into this materialistic crap and realize that they are just compensating for their small penises? Has our society really reached that all time low of dating people based on what people have done with their cars? If so I must say I feel sorry for every asshole who buys into this shit trend. I feel bad that future generations are going to have these idiots genes, and we all know things only get worse. I would rather use my money as toilet paper then to waste it on such crap.

Then there are people who have those big exhaust pipes. Like it’s cool to have a loud sounding car. Here’s a tip for you idiots… SAVE SOME MONEY AND BUY A BEATER! They will make the same amount if not more noise! Oh but then they always have to smash their foot on the ground to make it as loud as possible. Don’t you fuckers hear how annoying that is? Or can you even hear it over the overbearing bass beating out of your car? What is the fucking point? Does that make you look like a tough guy? Yeah, maybe it does… because your ears are bleeding and your half deaf, so you have to yell everything to make you sound like some badass? I’m sorry that doesn’t work for your average scrawny kid who in his mind is as built as Arnold (I’m not even going to attempt to spell his last name it’s worse then mine). I swear to god they only have exhaust pipes that big so idiots can stick their dicks in them to get the same feeling they would if they were fucking their girlfriend, that’s right, only nasty hoes who are stupid enough to let someone fuck them with a shovel would actually ever even consider fucking a stupid idiot like these fucks.

Then the mighty spoiler. This addition actually has some scientific purpose. The way it works is that it is just like a wing for an airplane, except that it’s reversed. So instead of lifting you off the ground, it keeps you on it. This however only has an effect if the car goes in speeds exceeding around 300 mph. So any and every car made does not need one of these. So then once again, what is the point? There isn’t one except for style, and what a shitty style it is. And this doesn’t just stop with your regular car though. Oh no… They have spoilers for trucks, vans, and I’m guess on this one BUSES! And as if they don’t look shitty enough as is, on these automobiles, they look even more retarded if that was even possible. I look at a normal car with a spoiler big enough to be called a ‘wing’ and I just chuckle, I see a truck or van and I just bust out in uncontrollable laughter! I can’t stop thinking what an idiot these people are. What kind of redneck piece of shit thinks he’s cool by adding this ugly pile of metal on his truck? It’s funny when idiot cross breed hicks try to be trendy.

And last but not least… Ground effects! There is only one small point to this, to light up the group around your car. Just incase you needed a visual in your mirror of that pothole or child you just ran over since your sitting so low and far back you can’t see over the fucking steering wheel. Another pointless addition for your ugly, annoying car.

People like these should just donate their money to me, since they have an abundance of cash I am sure they wouldn’t mind. And if they don’t want to do that, I suggest they just stop breathing! Even though there is an abundance of air on this planet I still would hope that I would be entitled to more of it then these fucks… So, give me your money or kill yourself. That’s the best solution to this excessive waste of crap. Maybe your IQs would raise a little, I know it’s hard to recover from being a total retard, but hey, anything is possible right? So please stop trying to prove that your cock is big, I frankly don’t care, and neither should any women you could ever want to impress.

morons…

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