Warning: This article contains some material that may offend. So fuck off.

OK check this. They have handicapped parking spots in front of Lowes, Home Depot, Sears Hardware and DIY. Explain to me why this is. How many crippled fucks do you know are capable of making repairs or doing handy man stuff around the house. Not very many is my guess. Let's see if I can get this straight. Some so called alleged handicapped guy owns a 2500 series Dodge Ram 4x4 clubcab with a 8 foot bed and a rather large in bed tool box. Explain to me how handicapped said gentleman is. I had to wait for this asshole to come out of the store, because the truck had a ladder rack and several ladders on the fucker too. So I waited for the owner of this handicapped conveyance to come hobbling out the store with a cane or a walker or maybe he had a really neat motorized wheel chair that would make Tim the Tool Man Taylor just piss himself stupid. But to my amazement the person who came out of the store was a rather decently built gentleman in his early thirties. He walked out of the store, he didn't seem to have any impairments as all. Did I mention the truck had running boards? So yeah this asshole comes swaggering out of Home Depot with one of those 6 wheel carts commonly seen at such hardware stores for large purchases of wood or whatever you might find a use for it. He had his loaded up with 2x4's and other wooden stuff that I couldn't identify.

I let him load his truck up and take his cart back before I made the mention on what a nice truck that was. Oh I almost forgot it was one of those Cummins Turbo Diesel equipped trucks. Very Nice. So I had a nice 15 minute conversation with the guy about how nice his truck was and then I asked him what he did, and he told me something along the lines of him being a self employed self contractor for all types of home repairs. I was like wow that's pretty cool. And then I made a snide comment about how he must being doing quite well for himself with his current condition and I wished him well before he could figure out what the hell I was talking about.

See this is exactly why those types of spaces need to be abolished. Assholes with ,000 trucks use them as well. Assholes who don't have any crippling ailments, I mean that fuck couldn't even claim to have tourettes which we all know is easily the coolest disease ever. I mean how cool can you be to have a disease that's mentally debilitating to the point that you just swear at everyone and say shit like: 'Help I'm on fire put me out shit cock cunt mother fucker bitch boob tits and twat'. And you can get away with it in church. Hell yeah. So yeah they might as well just give everyone a handicapped placard and make them all handicapped parking spots. Cuz I never saw a cripple with a truck go to Home Depot so he could buy shit to build himself a wooden ramp to get his crippled ass in the house in a quickly great way.

I think I'm going to go and rape a handicapped woman with no legs since she can't very well run away from me. Maybe it's the most fun she's had in years to be pounded by a guy like me ranting about handicapped parking spots. I think it would be great to sexually force myself on some mentally retarded chick who was all drooling and convulsing all over herself. That would fucking rock, I could just spoo all over her chin and she would be all shaking and screaming and shit. Probably more fun then a barrel of raccoons. That would fucking rule ass. I'll have to go do that and then write about it.

The Master has Spoken
It is written so shall it be