The Senate saves Fastfood from the fat people. Yay
Written by: Master Steve
Written in: Culture
House voted to ban lawsuits against fast-food franchises. This was the whole Super Size thing I was yelling about. It's great that the legislative process in this country is self serving enough to realize if people start suing fast-food franchises they will screw the economy even more.
''Food manufacturers and sellers should not be held liable for injury because of a person's consumption of legal, unadulterated food and a person's weight gain or obesity,'' the White House said in a statement supporting the GOP bill.
They realize by allowing even 1 suit to go through it will jeopardize the entire fast-food system. It will bankrupt companies like McDonalds and Wendy's and Burger King. These fast-food chains and fast-food chains like them employee 12 million people. It would be a massive shock to our economy to lose all fast food restaurants and their employees. Not to mention going out to eat would be quite expensive. I frequent Denny's often and it costs about .00 dollars for a meal. Which is not the greatest of quality but it is so damn yummy and the slop is delicious. Anyway it costs about .00 dollars to take my girlfriend their to eat with me and then if I am really hungry it would cost into .00 dollars. I now consider everything fast-food including quality restaurants such as Olive Garden or places like TGIFridays. And it costs about .00 for a meal and dessert for a couple and then there's drinks if you care to have an alcoholic beverage with dinner and then there's the tip. So those places would be pretty much the only places besides Mom and Pop root beer stands to get a meal. And the lines would be out the door. We already have a shitty economy ever since the nice people in the Middle East decided to fly a few airplanes into some of our buildings and then cause us to declare war on everyone. So I think we need restaurants like these to stimulate the economy and provide people with jobs of some sort.
McDonald's is still discontinuing the Super Size option except for promotions. This will still generate more revenue for them, because fat people who are still hungry who can't sue will want more food since they can't Super Size their meals anymore. They will eat more and get fatter and then make McDonalds more money. Good job fatasses. You have done nothing and you were shut down by Congress. The House ruined your shit and now you have only yourselves to thank for paying more to get even fatter you fat fucking slop hogs.
Think about this for a moment 400,000 people died in 2000 due to a poor diet, over eating and a lack of physical exercise. It was up 33 percent from 1990. Perhaps if people worried more about what they ate and a little about exercising regularly even 20 minutes a day 3 times a week, they wouldn't have to sue McDonald's over a Super Size Fry.
Hahaha you lost your fat law suits you fat slobs, have a great day.
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