Several fastfood mandnates removing the super size option due to super size people and their super size lawsuits.

So yeah, I'm checking out my Internet porn thinking about how much my life sucks while I'm supposed to be writing a resume for a job I'm not going to get. And as I'm surfing the web I hit some news. McDonalds, Wendy's and BurgerKing are no longer going to be offering Super Size, Biggie Size and King Size options anymore. This is a travesty. I am above outrage. I am even going to cry. Well, probably not. As I really only enjoy McDonalds french fries, their burgers are ok when covered in special sauce or special made to orders. But I eat McDonalds more than I eat Burger King or Wendy's. Burger King fries look and taste as though they have been dipped in an asshole full of beer batter and then fried to golden perfection. And Wendy's lower end menu claiming great value just blows ass. The burgers look like regurgitated soy product. But I like Burger King burgers as they are decent, so I suppose the King Size option is not a problem. I do enjoy a Super Size helping of fries because I usually get McDonalds or something similar for lunch at work, and I usually don't eat before work so I eat half my fries on the way back to work, which kind of blows. Plus I like to get the Supersize drink to drink at work while I am working. But let's get to the reason why the Super Size option is no longer going to be offered.

The paramount reasoning beyond the removal of the ever so popular Super Size Option is because there is a group of people suing McDonalds and other fastfood restaurants; they are suing these restaurants because they are FAT. Fat people are going to McDonalds and buying their food and then they are becoming fat because of the food they are buying in mass quantity.

Lets take a moment to asses the situation.

Said fat people are going to McDonalds and purchasing their food and most likely buying it in mass quantity. And on top of that supersizing it. These people are then suing McDonalds for the food they are purchasing. So, McDonalds is being sued for providing the consumer exactly what they want in the amount they that want it in.

How is this even possible?

Explain it to me.

Fat people are fat, they aren't skinny, they have grown up on years of eating shit food. The food at fastfood restaurants is hastily prepared and preprepared and of little or no nutritional content. They know this. McDonalds makes this known. They have nutritional content menus on their food and virtually nothing is less than the low fat menu items available at Subway. Which is pretty much the only place one can acquire decent food, but it costs twice as much? Which furthers the point, why should I go to Subway and buy half the food at twice the price although it's healthier for me, when I can get McDonalds and get three times the food for half the price and 1/8 the nutritional content? Not only does McDonalds make the nutritional value or lack of value I should say available to the public while purchasing their food at the restaurant, but is also available on their website. Anyone may peruse the website to check on anything they are eating and its nutritional impact on their bodies.

It is totally unfair to sue McDonalds for selling you the food you want in the quantity you desire. You are a fat nasty pig and you don't deserve to eat McDonalds, you should take your slop hog ass to Subway and get the veggie 6 inch and some baked chips. That's it. It's no ones fault, you are fat and you can't control your appetite. Nothing new, fairly common, but you also fail to make any attempt to exercise.

So maybe if you didn't eat McDonalds period, or at least if you didn't order Super Size perhaps you would not gain as much weight.

Maybe if you weren't an ignorant fat ass piece of shit slop hog buffet terminator you wouldn't be crying to others about how you Super Sized your food once and you gained weight from it. That would be like me crying about hurting my knee after someone told me to go jogging and I didn't miraculously lose the weight two seconds after i went jogging.

Fucking stupid people don't deserve to breed, you fat fucking assholes. You're taking away something because you think you are entitled to sue over it. You are the same fat people who sued over spilling hot coffee on your self's. You worthless fucks, no one likes you. You are totally worthless, go on a diet you fat fucking pig fuckers. I hate you. I love the Super Size option and for every drink you don't Super Size I'll buy 3. Fuck you people.

For all you stupid fat retarded fuckers who believe they have the right to sue McDonalds for the fact they are fat ass sloth behemoth pig fuckers you can eat my ass and go fuck yourself. You are fucking everyone over by suing McDonalds. I will explain how. First things first, several of you pig fuckers are going to take advantage of McDonalds and win your suits. Good for you, your ass better take it to the liposuction clinic and get a tummy tuck and get in perfect health so when you pork up again everyone can laugh at you. And once you win your suits, McDonalds is going to do several things. They are going to raise their prices. To make up for the money they lose in the suit they will then raise the prices on the food. They will also have to spend money on new menus and new literature and the placards and menu boards. And that costs money. And since they know you fat fucks are going to still be hungry and want more food they are going to slightly raise the prices on everything, so that when you order two large fries, you get more food and spend more money then you would have if you just got a supersize. Good job fat ass you just made them more money by winning a bullshit lawsuit. Which will then hurt everyone else. Which in turn will make you even fatter because you will buy even more and spend even more money. Good job fat ass good job. Perhaps you should run for Parliament.

Well, you people can all go fuck yourselves and eat my ass you fucking fat asslickers. I'm booking a flight to France so I can still get a Royale with Cheese that hasn't been changed.

Go fuck yourself and have some rice cakes you fat fucking fat fucks.

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